what makes sydcarmy so deranged is the fact that they've only known each other for several months and they do totally normal coworker things like immediately connect on a molecular level and bicker and fight and break up then make up and open up a restaurant together and cook side by side in the other's apartment and laugh and use asl for "sorry" and fight and discuss their personal life and bicker and whisper love confessions under a table and give the other an expensive but incredibly thoughtful gift and
Yeah anon, you’re right. You’re right about all of it. This is a whirlwind romance but no one told them they’re the stars. They’ll probably only understand how absolutely insane their connection and partnership was when they’re telling their kids years later and it will be the culinary equivalent of “oh yeah we met once, traded letters for three days, got married, and now it’s been 57 years!”
It’s the soulmatism of it all. They were distracted by how good it felt to connect on such a deep level and how easy it came about, so of course it feels natural, of course this is normal meanwhile the truth is their relationship is a once in a lifetime bond they will never stumble into again and I–
Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.
no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid
reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises
